{"id":4959,"date":"2025-12-31T23:01:19","date_gmt":"2025-12-31T23:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/?page_id=3781"},"modified":"2026-09-25T04:59:09","modified_gmt":"2026-09-25T03:59:09","slug":"nar-19-directions","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/nar-19-directions\/","title":{"rendered":"NAR-19 Directions"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"211\" src=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwarts-banner-1024x211.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4977\" style=\"aspect-ratio:4.853387259858443;width:728px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwarts-banner-1024x211.png 1024w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwarts-banner-300x62.png 300w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwarts-banner-768x158.png 768w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwarts-banner-1536x316.png 1536w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwarts-banner.png 1882w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1\"><strong>Directions to the RBLR Hogwarts Non-Attendance Rally<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"676\" src=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Hogwarts-Map-2048x1351-1-1024x676.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4987\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Hogwarts-Map-2048x1351-1-1024x676.png 1024w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Hogwarts-Map-2048x1351-1-300x198.png 300w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Hogwarts-Map-2048x1351-1-768x507.png 768w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Hogwarts-Map-2048x1351-1-1536x1013.png 1536w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Hogwarts-Map-2048x1351-1.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-vivid-red-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-2 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\"><strong>IMPORTANT:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>This rally is not happening<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nobody is going.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No Camping<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No Glamping<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No Camper Vans<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No Motorcycles<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No Fancy Dress<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No Camp Fires<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-vivid-red-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-4 wp-block-paragraph\">Here\u2019s how to&nbsp;<em>not<\/em>&nbsp;get there:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">Fire up your bike\u2026 then turn it off again.<br><em>(Revving in the driveway is acceptable. Riding anywhere is not.)<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">Do&nbsp;not&nbsp;follow signs marked&nbsp;<em>\u201cHogwarts This Way\u201d<\/em>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">If you insist on using a sat-nav, enter postcode&nbsp;&#8220;<strong>NO1 NAR<\/strong>&#8220;<br>It will re-route you in circles while muttering \u201care you sure?\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">If you reach a country lane full of mist, potholes, and sheep that refuse to move,<br>congratulations \u2014 you\u2019ve reached North Wales. You\u2019ve still gone too far.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">Broomsticks are&nbsp;not&nbsp;road legal.<br>No MOT. No tax. No insurance. No exception, even if it\u2019s a Firebolt.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">Should you accidentally arrive at&nbsp;Platform 9\u00be,<br>do&nbsp;<em>not<\/em>&nbsp;attempt a wheelie through the wall.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">Parking at the rally (which doesn\u2019t exist) includes:\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>No bike park<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No marshals<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No cones<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No muddy field<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No bloke saying \u201cyou can squeeze one more in there\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">Camping facilities:\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>No tents<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:20px\">No generators<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No bacon butties<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Definitely no portaloo with a broken lock<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">If by some miracle you hear someone shout&nbsp;<em>\u201cLast orders!\u201d<\/em><br>relax \u2014 it\u2019s just Hagrid closing an imaginary bar.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\"><strong>Summary:<\/strong><br>Stay home. Give the bike a polish. Tell everyone you definitely didn\u2019t go \u2014 but that the Hogwarts Non-Attendance Rally was fantastic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Now simply buy your&nbsp;NAR-19 Badge, wear it with pride, support the British Legion Poppy Appeal, and show the world that you didn\u2019t attend the NAR-19 Hogwarts NAR 2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:200px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"220\" height=\"220\" src=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/nar-19-1-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4989\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/nar-19-1-1.png 220w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/nar-19-1-1-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons alignwide is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-63375db1 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-align-center wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/shop\/\">Visit the NAR Shop and get your NAR-19 Badge today<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-7 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:20px\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Directions to the RBLR Hogwarts Non-Attendance Rally IMPORTANT: Here\u2019s how to&nbsp;not&nbsp;get there: Summary:Stay home. Give the bike a polish. Tell everyone you definitely didn\u2019t go \u2014 but that the Hogwarts Non-Attendance Rally was fantastic. Now simply buy your&nbsp;NAR-19 Badge, wear it with pride, support the British Legion Poppy Appeal, and show the world that you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4959","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4959"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4991,"href":"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4959\/revisions\/4991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}