{"id":4957,"date":"2025-12-26T10:36:56","date_gmt":"2025-12-26T10:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/?page_id=3744"},"modified":"2026-09-25T12:41:45","modified_gmt":"2026-09-25T11:41:45","slug":"nar-19-hogwarts","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/nar-19-hogwarts\/","title":{"rendered":"NAR-19 Hogwarts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"211\" src=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwarts-banner-1024x211.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4977\" style=\"width:738px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwarts-banner-1024x211.png 1024w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwarts-banner-300x62.png 300w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwarts-banner-768x158.png 768w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwarts-banner-1536x316.png 1536w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwarts-banner.png 1882w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Welcome to the RBLR Non-Attendance Motorcycle Rally, an event so exclusive that absolutely nobody is invited, nobody turns up, and nothing happens \u2014 especially not at Hogwarts Castle, who would like to make it very clear it has nothing to do with this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/NAR-2026-Pic-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4978\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.6670011036420187;width:353px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/NAR-2026-Pic-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/NAR-2026-Pic-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/NAR-2026-Pic-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/NAR-2026-Pic.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The rally is definitely not being held on the castle grounds, nearby hills, forbidden forests, or any suspiciously scenic viaducts. There will be no tents, no bikes, no fire pits, and no wizards angrily shouting about parking permits.<br><br>Getting there is equally impossible.<br>You cannot arrive by motorcycle \u2014 mainly because there is nowhere to ride to, nowhere to park, and no rally to attend.<br><br>You also cannot get there by train. The Hogwarts Express will not be stopping. Platform 9\u00be remains stubbornly uninterested in your plans, and riding your Harley at a brick wall with panniers fitted, or otherwise, is strongly discouraged.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul style=\"font-size:20px\" class=\"wp-block-list has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-2\">\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">No ride-outs<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">No beer tent<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">No badges<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">No marshals<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">No rain (because that would imply an event)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Attendees are encouraged to stay at home, do nothing, and tell everyone they didn\u2019t go \u2014 just like every year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/nar-19-directions\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Map and Directions to the NAR Rally <\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-3 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">In short, this is the world\u2019s most successful unsuccessful motorcycle rally, because nobody attends, nothing goes wrong, and it never, ever happens \u2014 especially not at Hogwarts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">A true supporter attends by not attending, rides by not riding, and proudly displays the badge as proof they absolutely weren\u2019t there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:200px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"220\" height=\"220\" src=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/nar-19-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4984\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/nar-19-1.png 220w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/nar-19-1-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons alignwide is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-63375db1 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-align-center wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/non-attendance-rally.square.site\/s\/shop\">Visit the NAR Shop and get your NAR-19 Badge today<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DVFg0koCar4&amp;t=4s\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"404\" src=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwart-main-page-banner-1024x404.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4983\" style=\"width:896px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwart-main-page-banner-1024x404.png 1024w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwart-main-page-banner-300x118.png 300w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwart-main-page-banner-768x303.png 768w, https:\/\/rblr.org.uk\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/hogwart-main-page-banner.png 1426w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Watch the NAR-19 Hogwarts Promotional Video by clicking the image above.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the RBLR Non-Attendance Motorcycle Rally, an event so exclusive that absolutely nobody is invited, nobody turns up, and nothing happens \u2014 especially not at Hogwarts Castle, who would like to make it very clear it has nothing to do with this. 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